"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
01/14/2016 at 14:27 • Filed to: None | 4 | 10 |
I love reading about criminals foiled by the mysterious 3rd pedal
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Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can’t drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin’ on! You think that’s funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can’t drive this kinda car? I’ll tell you why, I’m used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That’s what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves !!
Berang
> My X-type is too a real Jaguar
01/14/2016 at 14:32 | 3 |
I guess theivery is the only employment one is suited for when the complexities of moving a lever and pushing a pedal at the same time are too confusing to comprehend.
HarperT5
> My X-type is too a real Jaguar
01/14/2016 at 14:39 | 1 |
In the ongoing evolution of humankind, will the left leg wither and disappear completely, or does the 2 feet/ 2 pedals combination have a logical conclusion?
bob and john
> My X-type is too a real Jaguar
01/14/2016 at 14:41 | 1 |
Holy crap that top reply.is racists af
spanfucker retire bitch
> My X-type is too a real Jaguar
01/14/2016 at 14:48 | 0 |
Should not surprise anybody that they were black. To lazy to work for what they want, and to stupid to be able to drive a manual transmission. That is typical!!
Literally the first fucking comment in that article. Thank you internet, for once again ruining my day.
My X-type is too a real Jaguar
> spanfucker retire bitch
01/14/2016 at 14:52 | 0 |
I didn't even look at the comments wow
The Ghost of Oppo
> spanfucker retire bitch
01/14/2016 at 14:57 | 0 |
It’s a right sided news source, I’m not surprised.
samssun
> spanfucker retire bitch
01/14/2016 at 16:19 | 0 |
As a forward-thinking progressive, I was expecting the Amish. Pronounced Aymish.
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> spanfucker retire bitch
01/14/2016 at 16:23 | 0 |
The correct thing to say would be, this happened because they made bad choices in life, not because they are black.
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> Berang
01/14/2016 at 16:24 | 0 |
Most amateur car thieves don’t understand how a car really works. It’s just not part of the job.
Berang
> Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
01/14/2016 at 20:12 | 0 |
They should stick to bicycles. Unless the two pedals thing confuses them.